poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

BOOOOIIILLLLLL

Reblogged from memes

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

yea

fiery-angelic-passion:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

WHAT

i don’t even know anymore

maaaan. this website turns more bizarre every time i refresh

Reblogged from Taken with Bacon.

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

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sne:

justmcdonaldsthings:

wasiangod:

bigseanvevo:

fyeahstick-n-poke:

4.23//March 23, 2013: the day my grandmother passed away. first stick n poke. done by myself, on myself. loving it 

you know march 23 is 3/23 right

oh my god…

Holy shit are people that fucking stupid. Dates are ordered differently in different countries you uncultured walnut.

please dont breed.

i never bought your music and i never will

sne:

justmcdonaldsthings:

wasiangod:

bigseanvevo:

fyeahstick-n-poke:

4.23//March 23, 2013: the day my grandmother passed away. first stick n poke. done by myself, on myself. loving it 

you know march 23 is 3/23 right

oh my god…

Holy shit are people that fucking stupid. Dates are ordered differently in different countries you uncultured walnut.

please dont breed.

i never bought your music and i never will

Reblogged from the amanda show ✌

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

i did this people. i have officially/legally named my baby gotham. i’m not even kidding thank you for the inspiration

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Testicles never vote because they’re bad boys and they don’t care.

a woman brings life into this world, but testicles being superior and humble as always, they make life

ever try to communicate with testicles in french.

Testicles can speak french but they don’t like french so they don’t speak french

when not making babies, testicles meditate.